Well, well, well...

  Now you've done it!... again...

  So mutch small talk about fair-play and all that stuff that you really don't care, and what did Rooney make? Your little prodigious boy!...

  Oops!

  Don't be sad.

  I have a little something for you.

  A joke that will glad you about the English and the German relation.

  Enjoy:

  Directors at Daimler Benz and Chrysler have announced an agreement to adopt English as the preferred language for communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

  As part of the negotions, Directors at Chrysler conceded that English spelling has some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan.

  In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Also the hard "c" will be replased with "k".  Not only will this klear up konfusion, but komputers kan have 1 less letter.

  There will be grown kompany enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f".  This will make words like "fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

  In the third year, Daimler-Khrysler akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated shanges are possible. Daimler-Khrysler will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.  Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"'s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

  By the forth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou", and similiar shanges vud of kors be aplid to al ozer kombinations of leters.

  After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl.  Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and employes vil find it ezi to komunikat viz ech ozer. Ov korse al supliers vil be expekted to svitsh to zis for all busines kominikation via Daimler-Khrysler.

  Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

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